************************************************ When Dr. Mahathir was Prime Minister of Malaysia ************************************************
One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, PM Mahathir was feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighboring country can be doing better than Malaysia. One of his aides said, I heard that the leaders consult Feng Shui masters to ensure prosperity for the country. Dr Mahathir thought if that was the case, Malaysia Bomoh also can, and went to seek the top bomoh's advice in the country.
After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there were 2 things that he must do :
Bomoh : Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS for everything. Dr M : But Why ?
Bomoh : Because SOROS stands for 'Speculate On Ringgit Or Stocks'. You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit and stock market.
Bomoh : Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR. Dr M : What! why him ?
Bomoh : Because ANWAR stands for 'A Nation Without Any Ringgit'. Dr M : But how ? This is most difficult to do, he is popular with the people.
Bomoh : Aiyoh, you bodoh lah! Look at your name, MAHATHIR. Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly
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Once upon a time ...,
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When Dr. Mahathir was Prime Minister of Malaysia
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One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, PM Mahathir
was feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighboring
country can be doing better than Malaysia. One of his aides said,
I heard that the leaders consult Feng Shui masters to ensure
prosperity for the country. Dr Mahathir thought if that was
the case, Malaysia Bomoh also can, and went to seek the top bomoh's
advice in the country.
After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there were 2
things that he must do :
Bomoh : Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS for everything.
Dr M : But Why ?
Bomoh : Because SOROS stands for 'Speculate On Ringgit Or Stocks'.
You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit
and stock market.
Bomoh : Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR.
Dr M : What! why him ?
Bomoh : Because ANWAR stands for 'A Nation Without Any Ringgit'.
Dr M : But how ? This is most difficult to do, he is popular with
the people.
Bomoh : Aiyoh, you bodoh lah! Look at your name, MAHATHIR.
Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly
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This one lagi best. The latest according to the trend.
Subject : M.A.H.A.T.H.I.R
This is a new acronymn... stands for:
Must
Always
Hantam
Abdullah
Till
He
Is
Removed
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